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I made an oopsie
Sat, Sep 6 2008
Toona
Mood:  special
Now Playing: The sound of an orchestra gurgling in my tummy

    I am loved, and I love. x]  I am hungry, and I am loved.  I am eating cereal, and I am loovveeeddd.

    Okay, cereal all gone. D'awwww.

    I'm kicking off the day with a smile, again. This is a nice record for me!  It's a bit gloomy out in the outside world, but I'm loved, and toasty,I have my ice coffee, my cereal, and an apple (Umm, delicicioso anyone?) God's hand is is my life, and I'm just trusting Him to steer it because I personally have no sense of direction, and often get lost on my way to even the bathroom.  Or anywhere really.

Moi:  Excuse me, sir, can you please direct me to the candy aisle?

Sir:  Oh yes, it's right over there *points directly at it*

Moi:  Thank you!  *walks in the opposite direction*

    And that's how it usually smacks down.  I often wonder if I was dropped on my head in my early childhood, and mentally traumitized for life.  Or maybe not even my early childhood.  It could have been just last week, and I just blocked out the memories for the sake of us all.

   

 

 

 

    

    So let me see if I have anything at all witty and entertaining to spew out while I hack into my short-term memory, and see if I can override it to remember anything before breakfast this morning.  As in, my exciting weekend.  Oh shoot.  I didn't want to do that.  I was trying to forget Saturday for a reason.

    In my first post, I told the audience that one of Satan's 13 gifts unto the world is Wal*mart on Sunday.  What it SHOULD have been is Wal*mart on the weekends in general, because all of the idiots come out to play.  You know, the one's whose only purpose in life is to block the already-too-small aisles comparing the brands of 3 types of underwear for a good 10 minutes before making a decision , just to piss thou' off?  And to think that it's not even the underwear aisle their abnormally large butts are blocking.  It's the Ketchup/canned goods aisle.

  I guess as we learned in church on Sunday, 'serve, love, and be compassionate to/on one another.  No one is better than anyone else, everyone is equal, and I guess in the end, everyone needs to wear underwear.  Some people are just more mentally stimulated in the Ketchup/canned goods aisle, with a 6-cart pileup building up behind them in a sad attempt to discreetly reach around underwear lad and grab a bottle of ketchup.'

  At least. That's what I got out of it...

   But when we finally made it home, I got some stuff done.  Mama and daddy went to eat Mexican foods, and I stayed home and cleaned a bit, made chicken and tuna salad, made sure the adaptor for my laptop worked, and got dangerous. 8]  It was nice.  Then when they got home, we went for a walk.  WOOHOO. 

   Sunday we went to church, came home, me and Jake went to Subway (He caters to my every whim, buwahahahaha.  Drives me nutter butters when people do that.) Ate at the park, came home, we all went gymmin', Jake went home, I got some physics and reading done, I made a delicious veggieburger dinner, we went for a walk, I made a smoothie, and we went to beddie-bye!
   So it was a good day. :]  I love my mama and daddy so so so so so much.  They really mean the world to me.

Today, I woke up, got my coffee, cereal, an apple... blogged... Now:

Daily Do

-Go upstairs and do a teensy bit of reading
-School
-Vacuum/Make my Bed
-Watch the Veggie Tales Movie on Hulu
-Probably go for a walk tonight

And besides that, I'unno.  I'm super lame and boring, so I have nothing exciting that I plan. :P  I could probably fit 'skydiving' on the list somewhere, just to make myself sound interesting, but that would be a cosmic bloomer-headed lie.  Oh, I know.  I'll add '-Beat my hip hip with a rubber mallet until it pops back into place'Which by default adds '-Buy rubber Mallet'

Maybe I would be better off annoying God to heal it, until He finally caves. :P  Sounds good to me.

 

 -Chips


Brought to you by Chips at 5:45 AM
Updated: Mon, Sep 8 2008 4:22 AM
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Mon, Sep 8 2008 - 9:22 AM

Name: "Mom"
Home Page: http://myhidingplace.net/

I promise you that I did NOT drop you on your head at any time in your life, so don't blame me :P  The weather is getting nasty outside.  I'm thinking it feels an awful lot like late fall today.  We'll have to bundle up if we go for a walk.  I love you!

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